tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24802996371427307182024-02-07T06:33:41.231-09:30Status_Pentru_O_Ziacesta nu este un blog...acesta este traiul oricarui roman care vrea o viata mai buna...acesta este lokul unde te uiti,citesti,si te vezi in oglinda...aici este locul unde iti vezi si chilotii atarnati la altu in pantaloni...aici esti TU!
O imagine simpla poate nara un viitor al unei tari in care ne-am nascut si in care vom muri!GENEMO-INFINITYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07073001182489200822noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2480299637142730718.post-28214948042253119722010-02-10T08:52:00.001-09:302010-02-10T08:53:52.792-09:30Munca Evoca Spiritul.....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzyXfzJPtZMrqj8hLJ9iRUKgPeUrr-IH_NOZ1VR_g_pvlehD4d7Spc-iGdoT6XLM6ZhNwacWOt5cbUtrgJky0uGXmxZ5ZFG8K-ZSyPT7Fv9DJ4wworaWY2T0ODePD5cohc6OdGP6d33Q0/s1600-h/dorel-mai-ai-mult.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 297px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzyXfzJPtZMrqj8hLJ9iRUKgPeUrr-IH_NOZ1VR_g_pvlehD4d7Spc-iGdoT6XLM6ZhNwacWOt5cbUtrgJky0uGXmxZ5ZFG8K-ZSyPT7Fv9DJ4wworaWY2T0ODePD5cohc6OdGP6d33Q0/s400/dorel-mai-ai-mult.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436682113962219538" border="0" /></a><br />Dorele mai ai mult ma ?GENEMO-INFINITYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07073001182489200822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2480299637142730718.post-30009303758603512912010-02-10T08:51:00.002-09:302010-02-10T08:52:21.828-09:30Sens Unic ?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3q6z9jV53wZDUA1DMvQdnYDZCwHgu-9tkB0SN4xyKI6j9jhg_yy3480DhSDyeEGV8oul8NfVjYWObOH8eekOi6i8kHzBPUiSoNvNAt1VW6OPNdz_kRopvnHDXpuPDN0FDHY0wEMjC_e8/s1600-h/sens-unic.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3q6z9jV53wZDUA1DMvQdnYDZCwHgu-9tkB0SN4xyKI6j9jhg_yy3480DhSDyeEGV8oul8NfVjYWObOH8eekOi6i8kHzBPUiSoNvNAt1VW6OPNdz_kRopvnHDXpuPDN0FDHY0wEMjC_e8/s400/sens-unic.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436681721156792690" border="0" /></a>GENEMO-INFINITYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07073001182489200822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2480299637142730718.post-59190260029318057432010-02-10T08:38:00.002-09:302010-02-10T08:42:41.224-09:30RoMuia si politia...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTH313ea5waNKP5IIZXNISzK4cpLs-RC1nIMpWT3Ydr_GqFakaQ7z7WA_YIvHoE3-IUt9UWtsqZJPqDDO8jsskM_wXRPkzwF0TUenr31NdhNjzcCG0cr8pY5m5SK9rmD7G2E5Ff66ZlmY/s1600-h/polutzia.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTH313ea5waNKP5IIZXNISzK4cpLs-RC1nIMpWT3Ydr_GqFakaQ7z7WA_YIvHoE3-IUt9UWtsqZJPqDDO8jsskM_wXRPkzwF0TUenr31NdhNjzcCG0cr8pY5m5SK9rmD7G2E5Ff66ZlmY/s400/polutzia.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436678495877743106" border="0" /></a><br />Dap:) chiar asa:)GENEMO-INFINITYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07073001182489200822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2480299637142730718.post-32235047610552367412010-02-10T08:34:00.004-09:302010-02-10T08:44:12.177-09:30RoMuia si Macaroana<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrvHn4ske3-sQ0w_Gmt3lHTd-kx3Y1ivItZE_Ir6Q9urFwELdYlcNGCy9brh8RIaaiszC6emyirB6LOmqGfsdMVKyAQijue38GIvM9_EzvON4GvIIouzRdb0JZiLoWeruHgC4nXAXqOns/s1600-h/romuia-si-macaroana.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrvHn4ske3-sQ0w_Gmt3lHTd-kx3Y1ivItZE_Ir6Q9urFwELdYlcNGCy9brh8RIaaiszC6emyirB6LOmqGfsdMVKyAQijue38GIvM9_EzvON4GvIIouzRdb0JZiLoWeruHgC4nXAXqOns/s400/romuia-si-macaroana.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436677483695381202" border="0" /></a><br />Toti joaca fotbal,toti au economie...<br />Noi ne pregatim de gastronomie:)GENEMO-INFINITYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07073001182489200822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2480299637142730718.post-35531229927729668662010-02-10T08:30:00.002-09:302010-02-10T08:45:11.309-09:30RoMuia......<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkA1xNav9F9UzuZiqvOClBcU6PVsylGwMXDFGXHOmgSY5DhD8nVqLW5lFSoHuqKfsyZs8pyU2l1XbD-RW3FteT1LhIzHZHP8zMW6Z6gtJwOL44rM38RnGFewJLG2qF_7M8kmjhb1XrIqE/s1600-h/asfaltare-nota-10.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 289px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkA1xNav9F9UzuZiqvOClBcU6PVsylGwMXDFGXHOmgSY5DhD8nVqLW5lFSoHuqKfsyZs8pyU2l1XbD-RW3FteT1LhIzHZHP8zMW6Z6gtJwOL44rM38RnGFewJLG2qF_7M8kmjhb1XrIqE/s400/asfaltare-nota-10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436676338201815058" border="0" />Investim in noi,investim in "Ciment"!<br /></a>GENEMO-INFINITYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07073001182489200822noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2480299637142730718.post-5504397473321595792010-02-10T08:28:00.001-09:302010-02-10T08:29:49.938-09:30RoMuia......<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-caMfW_sdYQkLtH4qXdfGotFvYEcj43em2BS3WARm1O0rlh6qDdk60l8z6cvQmWpLWp5SyalTGsXOiww60QnT4mbKi8_THDrIcYCiHY2pgq3kkaE8uL82KRg54j7TwG78jDqfXr7s0Hk/s1600-h/lol....jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-caMfW_sdYQkLtH4qXdfGotFvYEcj43em2BS3WARm1O0rlh6qDdk60l8z6cvQmWpLWp5SyalTGsXOiww60QnT4mbKi8_THDrIcYCiHY2pgq3kkaE8uL82KRg54j7TwG78jDqfXr7s0Hk/s400/lol....jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436676018738037378" border="0" /></a><br />No CommentGENEMO-INFINITYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07073001182489200822noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2480299637142730718.post-82713272829077709442010-02-10T08:16:00.007-09:302010-02-23T14:16:46.589-09:30Sperante....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDJB4k561gezsNU0WaCaMNuEiQYCaheIunQj3-06IpTV-y506R3J9Bk6IJXcEtvmmUn_JxSupbPDHOWZ0IJJ8XKOGDoaplTh-bmWHCEpP0NiXMf4AGh0htA7ttqI8pl7AMDMpf2bXRSmA/s1600-h/se-strecora-prin-viata.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDJB4k561gezsNU0WaCaMNuEiQYCaheIunQj3-06IpTV-y506R3J9Bk6IJXcEtvmmUn_JxSupbPDHOWZ0IJJ8XKOGDoaplTh-bmWHCEpP0NiXMf4AGh0htA7ttqI8pl7AMDMpf2bXRSmA/s400/se-strecora-prin-viata.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436673133792378610" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Se Pare ca toti locuitorii acestei tari incearca sa se strecoare prin viata.....doar ca nu toti reusesc....GENEMO-INFINITYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07073001182489200822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2480299637142730718.post-81515917711296659822009-11-06T17:49:00.001-09:302009-11-06T17:49:41.860-09:30Rugaciune - By AbadBoyStiu ca esti acolo sus, si vezi ca nu mi-e bine<br />Sunt racit si stranut mult, dar nu ma rog la tine<br />Am calendare pe pereti, vreo 3 din '97<br />Tata a zis ca nu existi, si cred c'avea dreptate<br />Poate fac pacat acu`, da cine sa ma bata<br />Ca mama mea nu e in cer, si nici nu-s nascut de tata<br />Intotdeauna cand adorm, ma rog sa am bani de scoala<br />Mai am colegi care o fac, dar numai cand se scoala<br />Stiu ca esti sus si ma privesti, cateodata din regie<br />Daia ocolesc sa-n jur, "rugandu-ma" pe hartie.<br />La astia mici le tot dai, cornulet si lapte<br />Ca-i fratie pe pamant, dar eu n-am nici un frate.<br />Cand gaborii imi dau amenzi, stiu ca cineva ii vede<br />Le-ai zis la toti ca tu existi, dar nimeni nu te crede.<br />Ai vazut c-am luat un 3 la mate si 4 la Romana<br />Deci de azi ma jur ca ma inchin dar fara nici o mana<br />Inge..ingerashu` matii, ingerii nu vor sa asculte X(<br />Cica sunt shukari si talentati si au manele multe.<br />Vad babele..in trend se duc, pe coliva cu bomboane<br />Eu nu am bani de un Kent8, dar fac trafic cu icoane.<br />Am lumanari de la multi ani, sa-ti dau pentru lumina<br />Dar sa stii ca ma intorc, le sting! ca maine-i luna plina.<br />Am o colega..emoida..care zilnic ma minte<br />Ca e atee dar tot o vad..ca merge la parinte.<br />Pacate mari..eh..ce stii tu, fata s-ar cam fute<br />Dar tu o vezi, e rusinoasa..deci sigur se ascunde.<br />Ma saturai sa ma tot rog, pe geam in pula goala<br />Ma duc dracu sa ma culc, ca maine merg la scoala.<br />Daca in caz ca ma auzi, nu lua in seama totu`<br />Eu ma rog doar la misto..dar tu fraier, ai pus botu!GENEMO-INFINITYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07073001182489200822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2480299637142730718.post-8403933540645718472009-11-06T17:47:00.002-09:302010-02-10T08:33:39.448-09:30Ruga - By GeNeModoamne dumnezeu meu..eu stiu ca esti acolo.<br />ca razi de mine si ma-njuri dar eu iti fac un solo<br />eu te tot rog caci sufletu imi plange<br />bani nu am,masina n-am dar"pretena-ta"mi-o suge<br />ziua de maine o astept sperand la un mai bine<br />si ma rog si iar o fac si binele nu vine<br />eu sunt umilul tau copil...unul dintr-o mie<br />cu buzunaru gol...si-astept..deja ruga nu mai tine...<br />tie doamne..iti dau averea mea toata...<br />dar nu mi-o lua...te rog..sa ma mai rasfatz o data..<br />si nici nu ma ruga cu mai mult ca sincer...sunt modest<br />si nu o iau nici nu ti-o fur..iau biblia si ti-ondess<br />ma vezi acum si ma injuri...si sincer imi e frica...<br />dar de ce sa tremur tot...ca painea tot nu pica<br />lupt acum in viata asta,pentru un lok mai mare<br />la tine doamne,nu in BMW,nu ma gandesc...ca doare<br />neai promis sfarsitu lumii...si el tot nu vine..<br />ne amarasti cu cocalari,manele si la scoala pile<br />pierd 20 de ani inr-un liceu din romania<br />altii fac 4 clase si ajung sa strige:"HAI PRIMARIA"<br />deci doamne io ma rog tie si sincer o fac si maine<br />dar te rog..nu ma lua pe mine ci pe Gutza ial la tine...<br />dai un sut scuipal in bot si poopal sa treaca<br />ca el ranjeste printre dinti pula vrea s-o beleasca<br />o viata mea !"colgate" vrea puta!<br />iti roade banana de zici ca-i maimutza<br />denisa galeata o suge si-ondeasa<br />se-arunca-n fantana dar pluteste ca beasa...<br />deci doamne iarta-mi pacatele si lumineaza-mi "celula"<br />ca ziua de azi trece si-n buzunar mi-e pula!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">SLOGAN PENTRU MANELISTI:" RECLAMA LA COLGATE:ALIAS GUTZA!---->ITI ROADE BANANA DE ZICI CA-I MAIMUTZA"</span>GENEMO-INFINITYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07073001182489200822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2480299637142730718.post-9800560469759681772009-11-06T17:42:00.000-09:302009-11-06T17:43:12.797-09:30Din dorinta de a...<span style="font-weight:bold;">Din dorinta de a...</span><br /> <br /> Intr-o zi eram pe punctul de..pana am trecut pe virgula. Cand am ajus pe virgula am zis ca e ok, insa niste semne futute de intrebare imi loveau marginile capului in cautare de raspunsuri.<br />Imi terminasem ultimul joint facut cu factura de la curent; in lipsa de cartina. <img src=http://www.financiarul.com/uploads/modules/news/17897/5295631618681759702596eca50246b1.jpg><br />Am dat geaca jos de pe mine, apoi o bluza si am plecat afara. Afara era mai cald decat in casa deci nu avea rost sa plec prea imbracat.<img src=http://images.aad.gov.au/img.py/2f47.jpg><br />Deja se inserase.<br /><img src=http://leicachinatrip2004.com/images/lonely%20narrow%20street.JPG><br />M-am oprit langa un stalp cu ochii spre becu pus la mama dracu incat nici astia de la service nu pot sa-l schimbe.<br />Ma gandeam (sau nu) ca becu ala..cu stalp cu tot, ar fi mult mai bun la mine in camera. In felul asta, nu as mai plati curent pentru consum excesiv cum s-ar zice...<br />M-am intors in casa..am luat un topor si am inceput sa-i fut lovitori stalpului ca unei curve care tocmai ma inselase cu o cel mai gras om de pe scara.<img src=http://www.unelte.com/files/TM-22506.jpg><br />Intr-un final am dat cu el jos..s-a stins becu`. Fiind roman, am gasit imediat solutia. Il vand la fier vechi!<br />Insa stalpul era atat de vechi incat puteam sa-l vand la muzeu chiar.<br />Cica ar fi fost stalpu` dupa care si-ar fi dat Iliescu o laba cu multi ani inainte...inainte de a da legi noi care fac tzapii sa se scoale la conducere de la stadiul de frecat clantza.<br />Mi-am bagat pula in el de felinar. In drum spre casa..ma intalnesc cu Postasu` si`l intreb:<br />- Frate..pensia lu bunica-mea o aduci si tu?<br />asta imi spune ceva din care reiesea ca il doare maseaua sau ceva de genu`.<br />Ma..si eu trag la masea, dar cand am datorii le dau. Cum sa bea postasu pensia saracutei batranici? O beau eu!<br />Vai..ce spun?<br />E "pacat" sa bei!!!!!<img src=http://coolrain44.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/whiskey_bottles.jpg><br />NU BEAU!<br />E pensia ei, si am JURAT cu multi ani in urma ca din PESNIA BUNICII NU VOI CUMPARA NICIODATA ALCOOL, doar iarba!<img src=http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Science/pix/2007/07/27/cannabis_2.jpg><br />Ia spune-mi tu acum..sunt mandru ca am buletin sau doar ca sunt ROMAN in acte?GENEMO-INFINITYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07073001182489200822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2480299637142730718.post-40145077481033171832009-11-06T16:56:00.009-09:302009-11-06T17:42:23.178-09:30STATUS-PENTRU-O-ZIRomania se numeste de acum <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> locul unde nici mort nu poti fi gasit<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> NICI PUTREZIT NU TE MANANCA VIERMII<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=tara unde sobolanu' moare satul de aer<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=TARA UNDE OAMENII SE HRANESC CU BESINILE LUI VALIUM TUDOR<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>-LOCUL IN CARE NICI BASESCU NU TRAIESTE BINE<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=lokul unde prietenul tau te duce spre rai...caci iti dai seama ca el e mort si il tii de mana<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locul in care toate intrebarile sunt raspunsuri<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locul unde pulele sunt fara cap<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locul in care pupi tot cinemaul in pula pt ca prietena ta te-a confundat cu toata sala<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL IN CARE FIU-TU ARE 3 CULORI mai putin pe a ta<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locul in care nimic nu se invata totul se practica<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locul unde internetul este gratis dar curentul doar cel static<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locul unde taranul se freaca de coada vacii ca sa isi aprinda becu in casa<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL IN CARE FOAMEA MOARE DE SETE<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE SCOBITUL IN CUR ESTE TAXAT PE MILIMETRU<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> lOcul unde poti face credit la sicriu doar cu buletinul<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE SPITALUL 9 TINE OAMENII DEPARTE DE ANIMALE<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE OUL DE PASTE NU ESTE FACUT DE GAINA<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE RENII LUI MOS CRACIUN LATRA<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE SA DEZVALUIT MISTERUL JEFUIRII LUI MOS CRACIUN...<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=ultimele stiri=MOS CRACIUN NU ARE BARBA(sau cel putin acum nu mai are)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locul unde mos craciun nu mai are barba nici la pula<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>-LOCUL UNDE IEPURASUL DE PASTE ITI DA CU "OUALE"IN GURA<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> locul unde mos craciun isi da drumul pe cort<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE STUDIOUL RADIO A FOST JEFUIT...ULTIMELE STIRI:"UNDE ESTE CLADIREA?"<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> locul unde ti se da un deget si ti se taie piciorul<br />ROMANIA=LOCUL UNDE TI SE DA O MANA CA SA PUI 10 MII IN EA!!!!<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> locul unde tot ce zboara se mananca<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> locul unde tot ce zboara sunt doar ganduri<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> locul unde colacul nu are loc peste pupaza<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE PE STRADA SE JOAKA COUNTER STRIKE<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> UNDE CASA MEA E IN CASA ALTORA<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE STAU EU...IN FRIG<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> LOCUL UNDE TOTI MOR FERICITI CA AU MURIT<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE TOTI MOR TRISTY CA AU TRAIT<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> LOCUL UNDE TOTI MOR CU EA INFPITA<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE PRIETENA TA ESTE A Tuturor....NUMAI CA TU ESTY ALTUL<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> LOCUL UNDE TOTI DORM FARA GRIJA SI FARA ACOPERIS<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> LOCUL UNDE TOTI DORM FARA SA SE CULCE<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE BERGENBIER A RAMAS FARA PRIETEN!<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE CAND TE UITI PE GEAM VEZI O STRADA,NISTE MASINI SI UN CONTAINER=AKOLO LOCUIESTI TU<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> UNDE CAND TE UITI PE GEAM VEZI PERETELE<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE GUNOIERII ITI ADUC MICUL DEJUN LA PAT<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> LOCUL UNDE TOT CE VREI E SA TRAIESTI BINE<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE SI CURENTUL TI-O TRAGE<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE CALORIFERUL ITI E COMBINA FRIGORIFICA<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE APA CALDA CURGE RECE<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE CALORIFERUL CAMEREI TALE SUNT ELEMENTII DE LA BEC<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> locul unde toti prieteni iti sunt aproape cand o fluiera porcu<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE IN DEX CUVANTUL PRIETENIE NU MAI EXISTA DIN ANII '60<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE PENTRU A FI VEDETA TRE SA AI IQ-UL MAXIM 0.15<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE PINOCHIO ESTE PRESEDINTE<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE PINOCHIO ESTE FERICIT CA E DIN LEMN SI NU DIN CACAT CA CEI DE AICI<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE UNCHIUL GEPETTO TI-E TATA<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE PINOCHIO-SI FUMEAZA CREANGA<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> locul unde semaforele sunt mereu albastre(au gaura si se vede cerul)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span> locul unde totul este asa cum pare<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL IN CARE AVATARELE AU CASUTA VOCALA<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UN CARE DACA NU ITI INCARCI TELEFONUL CU CREDIT RISTI SA NU MAI AI ADRESA<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL IN CARE DAI BANI LA FASTFOOD SA MANANCE ALTII IN FATA TA<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL IN CARE postasu vine doar sa te salute<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE ciobanu face branza pentru oi<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL unde stai in beci ca e mai cald ca in casa<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locul unde daca stingi becu` nu iti mai gasesti calea in viata<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde daca vrei sa te sinucizi te duci la scoala<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde bei bere sa se uite altu sub capace<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=UNDE CERSETORII CER MAI MULT DECAT AI TU SALARIU!<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde daca te apuca diaria te vezi la stiri<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde daca pleci in vacanta esti considerat bogat<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde confunzi mouse-ul cu soarecii din casa<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde graul creste pe balcon<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde ciorile nu mai urla ca nu mai au ce sa fure<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=de unde pasarile pleaca in tarile calde si nu se mai intorc<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde cainii bagabonti sunt considerati cetateni<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=e tzara unde vom ajunge sa punem paine la murat<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde tinem geamurile inchise sa nu vina factura mare la curent<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde calculatoru e capu` familiei<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde daca n-ai mobil nu suna nici fixu` si nu primesti nici scrisori<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde scrollu` de datorii nu se termina<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde hotii pleaca din case dezamagiti<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde bancomatu` cere o bere sa-ti dea banii<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde internetu merge cu viteza luminii si tre sa stay cu becu aprins<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde opresti frigideru' sa se faca cald in casa<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde te stergi in casa cand pleci ca nu`ti permiti sa faci mizerie afara<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde scuipi in batista sa nu`i faci vecinului inundatie<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde ajungi mai repede la destinatie decat ajunge autobuzu in statie<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde te intreaba cati bani ai la tine cand suni la taxi<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=e locu unde asculti radio doar daca ai neamuri in emisiune<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=e locu unde IEI VIAGRA SA FII PUTERNIC IN VIATA<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locu' unde cu apa de te speli pe fatza faci si dush<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde te abtii sa nu te pish prea des ca trage la apometru<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOKUL UNDE HARTIA IGIENICA SE DA LA SUTA DE GRAME<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>= ..locul unde daca iti pui mama sa bata la usa te da afara din casa<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=e locu unde daca vrei cadou de ziua ta tre sa-l castigi pe net<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locul unde daca vrei sa citesti o carte, pui librabru sa ti`o xeroxeze<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=daca mergi la urgente tre sa stai la coada sau sa ai programare<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=LOCUL UNDE DACA TRAGI PE DREAPTA O GASESTY PE STANGA<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locu unde daca nu esti gay, oricum te violeaza viata<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locu unde daca faci o melodie e mai bine sa n-ai titlu<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=e tara unde data in calendar se schimba odata la 2 zile<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde daca vrei sa manci o pizza ii suni intai sa ii intrebi daca au bani sa te imprumute<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde daca traia eminescu il corupeau sa scrie manele<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde ceausescu ar fi lucrat in locu nostru sa ne fie noua bine<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde cafeaua vine cu zatzu la plic<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=e tzara unde tre' sa se trezeasca toata familia inainte sa bei ceai, ca sa pasezi plicu<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=la noi tzantzarii se sug intre ei de foame ca de pe noi n-au ce sa ia<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=e locu unde storci oua ca sa faci ulei<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde mai bine bati la usa decat sa suni sa iti consumi curentu<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde statu nu`ti permite bani de dulciuri sa nu faci carii<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde romanii nu stiu ce e aia umbrela, iar cand ploua prefera sa ia masina<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde o spitza costa mai mult decat bicicleta noua<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde microfoanele sunt mai proaste incat mai bine canti live la concerte<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locul unde trebuie sa dai bani sa ai public la un concert<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=locul unde tre sa pleci beat de acasa sa iti permiti sa te faci ranga in oras<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde spui la fast-food : hamburger fara muraturi si nu`ti mai pune carne<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde gainilie dau cu ciocu in asfalt si`si iau teapa<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde interfoanele au si prefix<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde nu iti permiti sa mori ca n-ai bani de pliante si invitatii la inmormantare<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=daca vrei sa te sinucizi de foame si un prieten suna la 112, ii face legatura cu china<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=daca te ameninta unu cu arma pe strada si suni la 112 te roaga sa suni abia dupa ce trage ala sau te pune sa astepti ca ii da in foc cafeaua<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde faci cartofi prajiti cu gazu de la bricheta<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=cand se joaca fotbal in romania, scoru incepe de la -10<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde daca Becali nu aparea la tv, ciobanii isi pierdeau speranta<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde aprozarele au rosii facute in photoshop<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde vara lobenitele au mai multi samburi decat miez<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde copii care cand se nasc si nu se bucura la manele sunt dati la casa de copii<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde e criza de berze ca femeile sunt curve<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde facultatile iti aduc profesori mai prosti ca tine sa te faca sa te crezi destept<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">RO</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;">MU</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">IA</span>=unde mai luam o culoare din steag sa ne platim datoriileGENEMO-INFINITYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07073001182489200822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2480299637142730718.post-62064802486963106702009-11-06T10:41:00.008-09:302009-11-06T17:17:01.981-09:30DA>>>suntem o tara saraca<<<< SAU NU?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQnxU3QbNrhLd2b5U-2DU-bShXsTO7cebEPHas1P9_94bZhG7fysmycXgga4sQtflrdh3ny_aLgz25tHwmp9PBOccbG7sHbdyn6F0MQIJeuvzN616xGXrglANSb4o7RVbIdsZDNf__oxo/s1600-h/cersetori+saraci.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQnxU3QbNrhLd2b5U-2DU-bShXsTO7cebEPHas1P9_94bZhG7fysmycXgga4sQtflrdh3ny_aLgz25tHwmp9PBOccbG7sHbdyn6F0MQIJeuvzN616xGXrglANSb4o7RVbIdsZDNf__oxo/s400/cersetori+saraci.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401086209452681426" border="0" /></a>intr-adevar...neam saturat sa vedem pe altii care au diferite telefoane,masini,iphone-uri si sa isi dea aere cu ele....si am vrea si noi si nu pentru a ne da mari ci doar pentru moftul de a sti cum e sa ai ceva pretios in mana...dar cum e cand ii vezi pe cei care "nu au" cu asa ceva in mana???GENEMO-INFINITYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07073001182489200822noreply@blogger.com0